What do you think of these pants?

We bought Mia two pairs of little cotton pants because she's too small to fit into her cousin Natalie's 12-month clothes. (Her new pants are for 6 months. Holy moly.) So she wears one pair to school: poops in them. She wears the second pair to school: poops in them. We think it's pretty clear she does not like these new pants. The second pair were sent home in a rubber glove:

But what is so amazing about this particular round of pants rejection is the method. When we picked her up at school, her teacher said, "I don't know how she did it! I don't know! I have no idea!" Apparently Mia managed to poops in her pants but not her diaper. How does that even happen? That defies physics. Next time we'll let her pick out her own pants.