Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Lessons learned at home

I was home sick, and I learned a lot about myself. Mostly from daytime television. I learned that I need to own the following things:
  • A LifeAlert bracelet in case I fall and can't get up.
  • Welding training so I can provide for my family.
  • A scooter to regain my mobility.
  • Nursing school so I can get a real job.
  • Bras that cut out back fat.
  • SeaBond denture adhesive so I don't have to worry about all that goo any more.
  • A new set of cooking pans.

2 comments:

  1. You must have missed the one about how your animal needs a tracer because you are a terrible pet owner and your dog is just waiting to escape and this is the ONLY way you can find fluffy.

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  2. Hi, you commented on my blog a couple of years ago. I was just looking through old stuff, saw your comment and thought I would check to see how you're doing. Looks like life is great and even though we are total strangers I'm glad to see that. And just FYI, thisost made me laugh!

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